Saddle
Ass
Ever met
that middle of the night bucking bronco?
It makes
you bound and turns you into a cursing cow
Goes by
the name Charley Horse and cramps your course
It alarms
your bed warmer and you may want some sauce
Turn into
the spasm as it attacks your thigh and you moan in vain
A
performance of trying to alleviate at maximum strain
Oh it is
funny because you have to increase the pain
For
stretching it immediately to break that vice grip from the insane
Relax
Goddammit! You’re talking to your thigh
Muscle so
tight, you slam it from really high
Ye gods,
time seems to stand still while you cry
Now your
significant other is laughing as you try
Why is it
the middle of the night that Charley Horse takes delight?
Although
better that than a sudden bucking in public broad daylight
The cold
sweat of relief as the release occurs
Thanking
your personal God for taking that curse
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