Ass Kisses

Ass Kisses

To get smashed because realization's Van Gogh

A mind set where one’s in the world, out of step

Derision, annoyance, suppression then expression

Absinth, gin or lysergic acid for expressive explosion

Seek the music that rhymes with rebellious

Looking at the world makes one easily bilious

I’m a dinosaur from when men weren’t dandy

Now they wear little pony tails and giggle like little girls eating candy

Does the music hurt your ears and offend your sensibilities?

Too goddamn bad, for I had your mother today and made her sleazy

Now she cries because she’s realized her husbands fat and greasy

Looking at her spoilt children at forty calling for daddy

This world’s gone to hell but thrash metal still kicks and kills

Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Hetfield, Dimebag and Anselmo

But I’ll enter trendy rigid frigid palaces just to get slammed

It’s better than upsetting the bed warmer, even tho’ I return drunk as a skunk and get her rammed